A guy joins a monastery where they are only allowed to say two words every ten years.
Ten years goes by and he says. "Food bad."
Another ten years goes by and he says, "Bed hard."
Another ten years goes by and he says, "I quit."
The head guy says, "That doesn't surprise me. You've been bitching ever since you got here!"
Ten years goes by and he says. "Food bad."
Another ten years goes by and he says, "Bed hard."
Another ten years goes by and he says, "I quit."
The head guy says, "That doesn't surprise me. You've been bitching ever since you got here!"