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Two robins and a cat

JayC

Huh?
I just got this in an e-mail. I don't know if it was on here before or not, but here goes.

Two robins were sitting in a tree.

"I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."

They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground
that was full of worms. They ate and ate and ate till they could eat no more.

"I'm so full, I don't think I can fly back up into the tree," said the first one.

"Let's just lay back here and bask in the warm sun," said the second.

"O K," said the first.

So they plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner had they fallen asleep,
when a big fat tomcat came around and gobbled them up.

As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought...
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(you're gonna like this one)
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"I JUST LOVE BASKIN ROBINS."
 
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