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Two prostitutes

muleman

Gone But Not Forgotten
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a
sign on top of their car which said:




Two Prostitutes - $50.00.

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and
told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
'JESUS SAVES.'

One of the girls asked the officer,
'How come you don't stop them?!'

'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled,
'Their sign pertains to religion.'

The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers
driving around
with a large sign on their car.

He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:
Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter --$50
 
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