BRGTold
Bronze Member
> Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two 'working girls' and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
> The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.
> His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of 'Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ..... UGH! Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE... UGH! Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ... UGH!' .... ALL NIGHT LONG.
> In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, 'How did it go?'
>
> The first mutters, 'It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection.'
>
> The second dwarf shook his head. 'You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't get up on the bed.
> The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.
> His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of 'Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ..... UGH! Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE... UGH! Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ... UGH!' .... ALL NIGHT LONG.
> In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, 'How did it go?'
>
> The first mutters, 'It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection.'
>
> The second dwarf shook his head. 'You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't get up on the bed.
