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Banned
Achmed and Safir were two young twenty year olds from Pakistan who saved their money and got on a plane for America looking for a better life. When they found an apartment together, they soon found that they had wanted different things in life for themselves, so they decided to go their own seperate ways. Before they went on their own ways, the two decided to make a friendly wager with each other of $500 to see which of the two, after one year, would become more "Americanized".
Well, after a year had passed Achmed tried to get ahold of Safir and found out that Safir had become married, but when he called Safir's house, he found himself talking to Safir's wife. She told Achmed that Safir wasn't home, but gave him a number to call to get ahold of him. Achmed called the number and a strange voice answered the phone, but he asked for Safir anyway. The strange voice said "hold on, I'll get him".
To Achmeds surprise, Safir did answer and he was glad to hear his old friends voice. "Safir, this is Achmed, I was just calling on our old wager of who would become Americanize first. I am now a full time student working for my degree in biology in hopes of becoming a doctor in this great country. What about yourself?"
Safir responded "well, I drove a taxi for a while but got laid off. I'm now collecting unemployment, and your interupting my pool game while I smoke a camel listening to some Skynyrd you F*%&in towlhead!"
Achmed paid him in full.
Well, after a year had passed Achmed tried to get ahold of Safir and found out that Safir had become married, but when he called Safir's house, he found himself talking to Safir's wife. She told Achmed that Safir wasn't home, but gave him a number to call to get ahold of him. Achmed called the number and a strange voice answered the phone, but he asked for Safir anyway. The strange voice said "hold on, I'll get him".
To Achmeds surprise, Safir did answer and he was glad to hear his old friends voice. "Safir, this is Achmed, I was just calling on our old wager of who would become Americanize first. I am now a full time student working for my degree in biology in hopes of becoming a doctor in this great country. What about yourself?"
Safir responded "well, I drove a taxi for a while but got laid off. I'm now collecting unemployment, and your interupting my pool game while I smoke a camel listening to some Skynyrd you F*%&in towlhead!"
Achmed paid him in full.