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Two Hunters

Dan in Napa CA

Dan in Napa CA

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Stop me if you've heard this one before:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other hunter takes out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guys says:

"Ok, now what?"
 
Dan in Napa said:
Stop me if you've heard this one before:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other hunter takes out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guys says:

"Ok, now what?"
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