Reviewing math symbols, a teacher drew a greater-than and less-than symbol on the chalkboard and asked her second-graders, "Who knows what these mean?" One boy's hand confidently shot up. "Fast forward and rewind!"
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A Jewish grandmother was watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave washed him out to sea. She prayed, "Oh, God! Please save my only grandson! I beg you! Bring him back!" Suddenly, another huge wave washed the boy onto the beach, good as new. She looked up to Heaven and said, "He had a hat!"
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A Jewish grandmother was watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave washed him out to sea. She prayed, "Oh, God! Please save my only grandson! I beg you! Bring him back!" Suddenly, another huge wave washed the boy onto the beach, good as new. She looked up to Heaven and said, "He had a hat!"