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mla2ofus

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Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and a

White Trash Biker are all walking together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',

says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians

can come into our precious land..'

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Biker says, 'I am very curious.

Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;

it's virtually impenetrable.'

The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer,

lites a cigar, smiles and says,

'Fill it with water.'
 
The punchline I heard was that, yes, the biker asks about the wall, and the genie then asks for his wish. But the biker responds:

"Well, if you'll fill it with water, I'll have a beer."

That ending always appealed to my sense of humor, playfulness and gallows humor.
 
I heard that joke before but it was the Wall Around Wisconsin and the guy from Minnesota said fill it. :hide:
 
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