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True story.. read on..

tsaw

tsaw

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This happened last night:
A while back I met a girl on Myspace from Missouri , and she was un-happily married. We exchanged the most awesome messages.. we had everything in common. Well yesterday, she said she was going to take her 4 weeks vacation and come see me. (we had never talked on the phone before)
I was all for it! So I suggested she give me her phone number so we could talk about the upcoming plans.

I had seen pics of her.. she had seen pics of me..
we were as close to "soul mates" as pics and text could
provide.

BUT: Last night when we spoke "live" for the first time..

There was something very wrong!

She sounded like an old flooty with a distinct southern accent I never imagined. Her voice sounded like a pile of gravel going down a steel chute at the gravel pit.

It was REALLY awkward - we knew each other well.
We had lots to talk about.

But what brought it to an abrupt ending was when she said: "You don't sound nothing like I imagined. You sound like a Damn Yankee."

And I said: "well you sound like a damn hillbilly."

She said: I gotta go.. I'll call you right back."

Needless to say.. it's over just like that.
 
You stand a better chance of meeting your "soul mate" in a bar than on the internet really. I'm married since 64 to the same woman, meet in a car hope as kids and married it two months. We have been together ever since. Oh and I wasn't looking either it just happened. That is my extent of advise to the love lorn as I really have no experience, been married to one woman my whole adult life.
 
I've met more than I can count at the bar. They fall into these categories:

1) A single drunken slut that is there for nothing but the one night stand. IE: buy her drinks - get layed.

2) The girl that is out against her husbands rules..
get her drunk - have fun.. then in the morning - deal with the paranoid shit - that hubby will find out.

3) The" My boyfriend don't understand me"
You understand her all right.. but she is too afraid to leave him.
 
i have read lots of stories where ppl have talked for months sent pics to each other and when they met the person was way different in looks lol
 
I actually know a couple that meet on the internet, I just have a feeling they are siblings separated at birth. First they look alike and I mean alike, talk alike with all the exact same tastes. I meet my wife as I have said in a car hop. Her and her girl friend parked beside us. Long story short we have been together now since Feb. '64 and that folks is a life time.
 
More..
Then there was this girl from Menominee Wi. We taked on the phone.. exchanged pics.. and met.

Good God! Why send a pic 50 lbs less than you are?

Sheesh!
 
Then there was this chick from Janesville Wi. We chatted and she had a bondage fetish. We agreed that she could come over for a weekend. AND GO HOME. She booked a hotel nearby.. we had an amazing time. Next morning I get - is a call from her - from her hotel, on the day she was to go home - "I cant leave you - I'm in love with you.. I want to be your slave forever."
 
tsaw said:
Then there was this chick from Janesville Wi. We chatted and she had a bondage fetish. We agreed that she could come over for a weekend. AND GO HOME. She booked a hotel nearby.. we had an amazing time. Next morning I get - is a call from her - from her hotel, on the day she was to go home - "I cant leave you - I'm in love with you.. I want to be your slave forever."
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Must of pushed the right buttons then. :whistling:
 
Yea that seems to happen alot my sister met someone from plenty of fish and the gut sent her a pic of a niker type guy cause thats what shes into and when she met him he was like 350 she said he smelled like he hadnt showered in days lol so ya you just never know what u will get
 
tsaw said:
Then there was this chick from Janesville Wi. We chatted and she had a bondage fetish. We agreed that she could come over for a weekend. AND GO HOME. She booked a hotel nearby.. we had an amazing time. Next morning I get - is a call from her - from her hotel, on the day she was to go home - "I cant leave you - I'm in love with you.. I want to be your slave forever."
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Live and learn, eh?:yum:
 
pirate_girl said:
Live and learn, eh?:yum:
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The whole point was that she was only here for a visit.
Her real plans - were to move in and stay.

That wasn't what we agreed to.

Maybe I regret it some... but you know one thing for sure:

"There are lots of fish out there - all I need is the bait."

:yum:
 
tsaw said:
The whole point was that she was only here for a visit.
Her real plans - were to move in and stay.

That wasn't what we agreed to.

Maybe I regret it some... but you know one thing for sure:

"There are lots of fish out there - all I need is the bait."

:yum:
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Well honey, you must be a machine or something.. that's all I can say...
Be careful of women who want a sexual adventure only..
They aren't the types you'd want to take home to Mama..
 
tsaw said:
"I cant leave you - I'm in love with you.. I want to be your slave forever."
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In your dreams bro'. :)

Any woman who would try to lay that crap on you, I would get rid of as a matter of principle. :yum:
 
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pirate_girl said:
Well honey, you must be a machine or something.. that's all I can say...
Be careful of women who want a sexual adventure only..
They aren't the types you'd want to take home to Mama..
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Heck that is just less training needed! Met my wife July10th and married her Sept.7th. 34 years ago! dang she has to quit crawling around on her knees!!:yum::yum:
 
pirate_girl said:
..in the garden while you're sitting inside with the a/c...:whistling:
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What is wrong with that? I started 2 hours before her this morning and have been out weeding and mowing most of the day. I came in to take a break and she went out to drive me wild!:w00t2::yum::yum::yum:
 
Well she has been back in since she took a phone call about 20 minutes ago. Got to go do some more mowing around the pool and deer feeder. Back after a bit.
 
muleman said:
Well she has been back in since she took a phone call about 20 minutes ago. Got to go do some more mowing around the pool and deer feeder. Back after a bit.
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What the heck, she comes in you go out, she goes out you come in. Do you even kiss passing in the door way?? :yum:


Hey does feeding deer keep them out of your garden? Or does it attract more deer to mess with your garden?
 
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