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True Story - Funy - AUSTRALIAN BRICKLAYER`S REPORT

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Office - Brick Layer Accident Report

AUSTRALIAN BRICKLAYER`S REPORT

This is a bricklayer\'s accident report, which was printed in the
newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers\' Compensation board.

This is a true story. Had this guy died, he\'d have received a Darwin Award for sure.......

Dear Sir,

I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put \"poor planning\" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient.

I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six-story building. When I completed my work, I found that I had some bricks left over which, when weighed later were found to be slightly in excess of 500lbs.

Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which was attached to the side of the building on the sixth floor. Securing the rope at ground I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the bricks.

You will note in Block 11 of the accident report form that I weigh 135lbs.

Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel, which was now proceeding downward at an equally impressive speed. This explained the fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collar bone, as listed in section 3 of the accident report form. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley.

Fortunately by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope, in spite of beginning to experience pain. At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Now devoid of the weight of the bricks, that barrel weighed approximately 50 lbs. I refer you again to my weight. As you can imagine, I began a rapid descent, down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up.

This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and several lacerations of my legs and lower body. Here my luck began to change slightly. The encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile of bricks and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked.

I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, in pain, unable to move, I again lost my composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope and I lay there watching the empty barrel begin its journey back down onto me. This explains the two broken legs.

I hope this answers your inquiry.
 
An Irish bricklayer? I thought they were like Scots and laid stones? Now a Brit? I can understand that one!!:tiphat::beer::beer:
 
I think this is old. Ever watch "Mythbusters"? They duplicated this process described in the report. The myth wasn't busted. Pretty funny to watch.
 
waybomb,
True or not true, old or new, either way I think it is a funny story, especially the way it is written. Hopefully you enjoyed it again.:o
 
Hi Rox! Looks like you figured out where everyone is posting jokes and all other nonrelevant material these days!
 
rox said:
waybomb,
True or not true, old or new, either way I think it is a funny story, especially the way it is written. Hopefully you enjoyed it again.:o

If I remember correctly, the story was deemed to be true as well. One of the girls had a copy of the real report. If you think the story is written well, you should have seen all the work that the Mythbusters crew put into duplicating the event. What a hoot!
 
I was going to mention the Mythbusters episode as well. It was quite funny to actually see it. The barrel, though, proved quite hard to break like it did in the story. They had to weaken it quite a bit before it broke, and even then, one of the hosts placed a piece of wood at the bottom to help break it. Also, when the bottom did break on the barrel, the bricks stayed inside rather than fall out like in the story. It's still a funny story, a very deserving of a Darwin Award.:yum:
 
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