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Truck Shopping

Doc

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I stopped by my local Ford dealership this morning to look for a new truck. I saw a nice 350 Crew Cab loaded with all the options that I liked and asked to take it for a test drive.

The salesperson (a lady wearing a Hillary for President lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me describing the truck and all it's options. She explained that the electric seats were connected to the ventilation system and could be set to direct cool air to your butt in the summer and warm air to your butt in the winter.

So I mentioned this must be a Trump truck. She looked at me a bit angry and asked why I thought it was a Trump Truck? I told her if it were a Hillary truck the seats would just blow smoke up my ass year round.

The two mile walk back to the dealership to get my vehicle was worth it. :yum: :yum:
 
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