No, no. THIS is low...
Mikeys daily routine...
1. wakes up, looks out the bedroom window at the circus tent, wrings pillow, goes back to bed for a couple more hours.
2. wakes up, heads to fridge for a beer, looks out back door at circus tent, scratches belly, goes back to fridge for another beer.
3. uses the can, sits in front of computer and looks at snow cat pictures, maybe has another beer (the 'maybe' part is in contention).
4. goes outside and looks in circus tent at dissassembled clown car, scratches head while sipping beer, brushes spilled beer of front of shirt, goes back inside.
5. types nasty comments about other snow cats, looks lustfully at pictures and videos of other snow cats (you know, ones that work), spills beer on keyboard while oggling Kristis.
6. grabs another beer on way to bed, weeps softly to sleep, dreams of Kristis and other working snow cats, saturates pillow with drool all night long.