TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN

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[FONT=&quot]TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot] (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot] (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot] (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot] (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot] (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot] (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (3) The only expense covered 100% is…. "Embalming."[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot] (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]OBAMA'S[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]HEALTH CARE PLAN:[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot](1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape[/FONT]

 

[muleman]

Pretty funny but sad that we are joking about something this vital.