Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities

[pirate_girl]

1. Drink molasses 'til you heave.
2. Wet bonnet contest.
3. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy.
4. Buttermilk keggar.
5. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really rad Clydesdale.
6. Get a tattoo: "Born to raise barns."
7. Cruise streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with zippers.
8. Sleep 'til 6:00 AM.
9. Drive over to Allensville and kick some Mennonite rear.
10. Churn butter naked.

 

[Bobcat]

I was really diggin it, right there with ya....until #10.

 

[DaveNay]

I was really diggin it, right there with ya....until #10.

If I got naked, the milk would curdle all by itself, and never turn to butter.

 

[Trakternut]

Hmmmm...I think PG was suggesting #10 for herself!

 

[Bobcat]

Hmmmm...I think PG was suggesting #10 for herself!

We're good then.

 

[Trakternut]

Yup! We're good!

 

[EastTexFrank]

I was really diggin it, right there with ya....until #10.

Bobcat, what's wrong with ya. PG churning butter naked ... we could sell tickets to that.

 

[Bobcat]

Sorry there ETF, but no audience. She's gonna be singin this to me while she's a doin it..

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2-SZyFZK1U"]YouTube - Sheena Easton - For Your Eyes Only (FULL VIDEO)[/ame]

 

[pirate_girl]

Sorry there ETF, but no audience. She's gonna be singin this to me while she's a doin it..

YouTube - Sheena Easton - For Your Eyes Only (FULL VIDEO)

 

[EastTexFrank]

Sorry guys ..... I forgot!!!!