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Top 30 Things You'll Never Hear a Southern Boy Say....

bczoom

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30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling's fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I've got it all on the C: drive.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate.
6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite college team.
3. You All.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, BettyMae.

And, Number One is:

1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving
 
HGM said:
Hey, now I told the wife no more dogs, just last week...
Looky there... you're now 3% done. Only 29 more things to go :whistle:
 
bczoom said:
Looky there... you're now 3% done. Only 29 more things to go :whistle:

BC - nice avatar

Let me add a couple:

29 All I have in the fridge is white wine and evian.
28 Honey, just warm up that soy caserole and quiche for supper.


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