TOP TEN REASONS WHY GUNS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
#10. YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22
#9. YOU CAN KEEP ONE GUN AT HOME AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU ARE ON THE ROAD.
#8. IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIENDS GUN AND YOU TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7. YOUR PRIMARY GUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER GUN FOR A BACKUP.
#6. YOUR GUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5. A GUN DOESN'T TAKE UP ALOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4. GUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3. A GUN DOESN'T ASK "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
#2. A GUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A GUN IS PREFERRED OVER A WOMAN IS............................
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!
#10. YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22
#9. YOU CAN KEEP ONE GUN AT HOME AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU ARE ON THE ROAD.
#8. IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIENDS GUN AND YOU TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7. YOUR PRIMARY GUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER GUN FOR A BACKUP.
#6. YOUR GUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5. A GUN DOESN'T TAKE UP ALOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4. GUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3. A GUN DOESN'T ASK "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
#2. A GUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A GUN IS PREFERRED OVER A WOMAN IS............................
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!