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To Be 6 Again...

lilnixon

lilnixon

AKA LILVIXEN
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at
herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what
she'd like to have for her Birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl
of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling
and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a
big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six
again??'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my
dress size, you dumb ass!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it
wrong.

:weneedpic :bonk: :applause: :coolshade
 
Further proof womanses just don't speaka da english. She clearly said "I'd like to be six again".
 
Could be worse. My wife never finishes her. Then if I guess wrong what she said, she says I wasn't listening.

Over 30 years she has gained self-awareness that she does this, but she still continues to do it to some extent. That drives me.
 
I am quite sure that I hear what they say. I'm just not sure that I understand that what they said is not necessarily what they meant.
 
California said:
Could be worse. My wife never finishes her. Then if I guess wrong what she said, she says I wasn't listening.

That drives me.
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I know a man like this. He'll talk and talk but it's like 20 questions to find out what he's talking about !!!!
Does he think he's a secret agent ? That I'm telepathic ? I give up !
 
pixie said:
I know a man like this. He'll talk and talk but it's like 20 questions to find out what he's talking about !!!!
Does he think he's a secret agent ? That I'm telepathic ? I give up !
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Hey.. you don't know me so don't act like you do :yum::yum:

california said:
Could be worse. My wife never finishes her. Then if I guess wrong what she said, she says I wasn't listening.

Over 30 years she has gained self-awareness that she does this, but she still continues to do it to some extent. That drives me.
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That there is funny. Glad my wife is not the only one that does that. A 8 1/2 years together and she still does it... her other bad habit is she doesn't listen. I can sit and tell her things for 5 minutes and she will not listen to a word.... then she gets SOO mad when our 5 y/o does it...:pat:
 
My mom is famous for some of her comments. Like one time we were talking about an older guy that we hadn't seen in a while, then the phone rings. Mom answers it and of course, it's "Oh my! Really, that's awful". After she gets off the phone she says "He's dead" so naturally we are thinking about the guy we were just talking about and she says "No dumby, so and so's brother's 10th cousin 6 times removed......" Or if you ar talking about something she comes over the top about something completely different. At least now she can blame it on age!!!!
 
Hint here fella's, they will hear EVERY word you say that is talking ABOUT them, and you will pay dearly for them.............
 
California said:
Could be worse. My wife never finishes her. Then if I guess wrong what she said, she says I wasn't listening.

Over 30 years she has gained self-awareness that she does this, but she still continues to do it to some extent. That drives me.
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That's nothin'. My wife will leave out the middle of a sentence...usually pertaining the subject at hand.

Just yesterday she said "I think I'm going to ... because they are so expensive." :confused:
 
DaveNay said:
That's nothin'. My wife will leave out the middle of a sentence...usually pertaining the subject at hand.

Just yesterday she said "I think I'm going to ... because they are so expensive." :confused:
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I love it!

"Nouns! Use some nouns!!!" I say that a lot.
 
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