Titinac vs Clinton

[working woman]

[SIZE=+3]Students were assigned to read two books, "Titanic", and "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
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[/SIZE][SIZE=+2]One smart-ass student turned in the following book report with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
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[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:
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[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]Titanic.....$29.99
Clinton.....$29.99
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[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]Titanic.....Over 3 hours to read
Clinton.....Over 3 hours to read
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[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]Titanic.....The story of Jack and Rose, the forbidden love,
and subsequent catastrophe
Clinton.....The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love,
and subsequent catastrophe
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[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]Titanic.....Jack is a starving artist
Clinton.....Bill is a bullshit artist
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[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]Titanic.....In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton.....Ditto for Bill
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[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]Titanic..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
Clinton.....Ditto for Monica
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[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]Titanic.....Jack teaches Rose to spit
Clinton.....Let's not go there
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[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]Titanic.....Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton.....Monica's forced to return her gifts
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[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]Titanic.....Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life....
Clinton.....Clinton doesn't remember Jack
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[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]Titanic.....Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
Clinton.....Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either
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[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]Titanic.....Jack surrenders to an icy death[/SIZE]​

[SIZE=+1]Clinton....Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing[/SIZE]​