Tie me up

[muleman]

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

 

[Trakternut]

So, then, what do you do when you tie Lith up? Hmmmm?????

 

[JEV]

I wooda gone fishing, cuz I don't golf.

 

[Trakternut]

I wooda gone fishing, cuz I don't golf.

My exact thoughts. Of course, there're auction sales to go to, lunches at tractor dealerships.....................................