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Thursday thought

muleman

Gone But Not Forgotten
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
 
this thought is for the ladies....

why do married women put on weight some may ask....

a single woman comes home from work...goes into the kitchen....looks in the fridge and see's nothing she fancy's so goes off to bed...

a married woman comes home from work and goes up to the bedroom...looks in the bed....see's nothing she fancy's and goes off to the fridge...


:yum::yum::yum::yum::yum::yum:
 
Why is masturbation like a game of bridge?
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If you have a good hand you don't need a partner.
 
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

Since most headaches are tension related, and an orgasm is one of the best ways to relieve tension, this is a really good question! :shifty:
 
ya, what about
 

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