three women at the river

[Galvatron]

Three women are trying to cross a river.
But they can`t seem to find out how. Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grant each of them one wish.


The first woman wishes she would be ten times smarter than she is now.
*swoosh*
She takes of her clothes and swims across the river.


The second woman wishes she would be a hundred times smarter than she is now.
*swoosh*
She takes some wood, builds a raft and paddles across the river.


The third woman is so amazed by the succes of the other two and wishes she would be a thousand times smarter than she is now.


*swoosh*
She turns into a man and crosses the bridge.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

I await the women's brigade to end you

 

[waybomb]

And finds two neeked dumb blondes on the other side.

 

[muleman]

Bumpty dumpty!