Bamby
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l. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the
mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each one of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
they just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys. It has worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted
in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery", and "Thou Shalt Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the
mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each one of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
they just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys. It has worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted
in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery", and "Thou Shalt Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.