Rusty Shackleford
Automotive M.D.
my buddy eric from work told me this. thought yous might enjoy it
Around Christmas time three men died and went to the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter said when they arrived that since it was Christmas time, if they could show they had the Christmas Spirit, they would get into Heaven.
The first guy patted himself down, and produced a lighter. He lit it, and said, "this represents a candle."
St. Peter said, "that will do," and the first guy got in.
The second guy patted himself down, and produced his keys. He shook them and said, "these represent sleigh bells."
St. Peter said, "that will do," and the second guy got in.
Now the third guy had been petting himself down this whole time and couldn't find anything. He finally produced a pair of panties.
St. Peter was confused, and finally asked, "ok I give up. What do these represent?"
The third guy responded, "these are Carol's."
Around Christmas time three men died and went to the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter said when they arrived that since it was Christmas time, if they could show they had the Christmas Spirit, they would get into Heaven.
The first guy patted himself down, and produced a lighter. He lit it, and said, "this represents a candle."
St. Peter said, "that will do," and the first guy got in.
The second guy patted himself down, and produced his keys. He shook them and said, "these represent sleigh bells."
St. Peter said, "that will do," and the second guy got in.
Now the third guy had been petting himself down this whole time and couldn't find anything. He finally produced a pair of panties.
St. Peter was confused, and finally asked, "ok I give up. What do these represent?"
The third guy responded, "these are Carol's."
