Junkman
Extra Super Moderator
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin
Laden and a Texan are all working together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out
of it.
"I will give each on you one wish, which is three
wishes in total", says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye,
the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
Americans, or Canadians can come into our precious land."
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's
eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell
me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet
high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get
in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."
The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and
says, "Fill it with water."
Laden and a Texan are all working together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out
of it.
"I will give each on you one wish, which is three
wishes in total", says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye,
the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
Americans, or Canadians can come into our precious land."
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's
eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell
me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet
high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get
in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."
The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and
says, "Fill it with water."
But the guys from Wisconsin are filling it themselves with all the beer they drink