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Things to do in a public restroom

Melensdad

Jerk in a Hawaiian Shirt & SNOWCAT Moderator
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Things to do in the bathroom stall...

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."
 
You forgot to mention......

Wait till someone is in the stall next to you in the men's room and drop a tampon on the floor...
 
while taking a crap at the mall a while back, i had a rather large escape of gas several times. after a few seconds the guy, whoever he was sitting in the nexy stall said, damn that stinks. to which i replied, think its bad over there, you should be sitting on top of it.:w00t2:
 
I hate it when I go to a public restroom with 10 empty stalls and the next person in HAS to use the stall right next to mine. :hammer:
 
Why should I move? I was there first......squatters rights. If I play air guitar, it's their problem.
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Why should I move? I was there first......squatters rights. If I play air guitar, it's their problem.
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Running to the toilet after a trip to Taco Bell sucks, especially when you are midst a shopping spree and have to find that single outta the way john in which to emit something that only rivals an eruption of Vesuvius.
Don't know about you, but I think I've heard gasps and applause. LOL
 
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