Things that are dificult to say when DRUNK

[RoadKing]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon




THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti- constitutionality
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate





THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10.I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

 

[pirate_girl]

Things that are dificult to say when DRUNK :

The word NO..
........and alfalfa while french kissing, although it's been appreciated..
hmmm

 

[muleman]

Food is not needed when you drink enough beer!

 

[Catavenger]

Food is not needed when you drink enough beer!

Taco Hell is not food

 

[muleman]

Taco Hell is not food

Last time I ate there we both agreed to never go back! McD's is loaded with sodium and others are ?? as well.
When I was still drinking I ate there all the time on the way to work.