Things not to say on a date:
"Nice outfit; is that a Wonder bra?"
"I don't like this restaurant much, but my coupon was about to expire."
"No wine for me; my urologist told me not to mix alcohol and penicillin."
"I don't have cable because that's how they keep tabs on you."
"People say I remind them of Pee Wee Herman."
"My ex- and I used to come here all the time." "
I didn't say you need a boob job, I just said you should consider it."
"Excuse me, I need to make a call; my cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine at least once an hour."
"I've grown a lot the past few years; once I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look."
"And that trophy's from Inter-Fraternity Council's farting contest."
"I've grown to accept the fact that most people I date just won't be as smart as I."
"Nice outfit; is that a Wonder bra?"
"I don't like this restaurant much, but my coupon was about to expire."
"No wine for me; my urologist told me not to mix alcohol and penicillin."
"I don't have cable because that's how they keep tabs on you."
"People say I remind them of Pee Wee Herman."
"My ex- and I used to come here all the time." "
I didn't say you need a boob job, I just said you should consider it."
"Excuse me, I need to make a call; my cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine at least once an hour."
"I've grown a lot the past few years; once I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look."
"And that trophy's from Inter-Fraternity Council's farting contest."
"I've grown to accept the fact that most people I date just won't be as smart as I."