The Wish...

[JEV]

[FONT=&quot]I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"I want to live forever," I said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that.”[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats pull their heads out of their asses!"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.[/FONT]

 

[ki0ho]

YOU sir should live forever......given those conditions!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JackieBlue]

 

[Cowboy]

 

[snow dog]