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Huh?
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his
wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became
a nightmare when he found that he could not last long enough to
satisfy his young bride.
His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told him that
all was well even if he was quick to get out of the saddle.
Determined to satisfy this sweet young thing, the man visited
the doctor to get some advice.
"Doctor, I can't seem to hold back for very long when I make
love to my young wife and I can't satisfy her. What can I do?"
The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a
professional manner, "Try a bit of self-stimulation before
having intercourse with your wife and you'll find that you'll
last longer and ultimately satisfy her."
"Okay, Doctor. If you think that will help."
Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at work to let
him know that she would be attacking him at the front door when
he arrived home.
"Be prepared, my darling. I'm going to ravish you," She cooed
over the phone.
Undaunted, the man decided to follow the doctor's advice. But
where? In the office? The Xerox room? What if someone walked in
on him?
He got in his truck and began the journey home. Soon he decided
he would find a spot on the road to pull over, climb underneath
the truck and pretend to be inspecting the rear axle, and do the
deed there.
A moment later, he pulled over, crawled beneath the truck,
closed his eyes tightly, fantasized about his young wife, and
began his "therapy".
A few minutes later, just as he was about to complete his
therapy session, he felt someone tugging on his pants leg.
Keeping his eyes tightly shut to avoid ruining the fantasy he
was enjoying, he said, "Yes?"
"Sir, I'm with the Police Department. Could you tell me what you
are doing, please?" Said the officer.
"Yes, officer, I'm inspecting my truck's rear axle," He replied
confidently.
"Well, why don't you check the brakes while you're down there.
Your truck rolled down the hill a few minutes ago."
wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became
a nightmare when he found that he could not last long enough to
satisfy his young bride.
His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told him that
all was well even if he was quick to get out of the saddle.
Determined to satisfy this sweet young thing, the man visited
the doctor to get some advice.
"Doctor, I can't seem to hold back for very long when I make
love to my young wife and I can't satisfy her. What can I do?"
The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a
professional manner, "Try a bit of self-stimulation before
having intercourse with your wife and you'll find that you'll
last longer and ultimately satisfy her."
"Okay, Doctor. If you think that will help."
Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at work to let
him know that she would be attacking him at the front door when
he arrived home.
"Be prepared, my darling. I'm going to ravish you," She cooed
over the phone.
Undaunted, the man decided to follow the doctor's advice. But
where? In the office? The Xerox room? What if someone walked in
on him?
He got in his truck and began the journey home. Soon he decided
he would find a spot on the road to pull over, climb underneath
the truck and pretend to be inspecting the rear axle, and do the
deed there.
A moment later, he pulled over, crawled beneath the truck,
closed his eyes tightly, fantasized about his young wife, and
began his "therapy".
A few minutes later, just as he was about to complete his
therapy session, he felt someone tugging on his pants leg.
Keeping his eyes tightly shut to avoid ruining the fantasy he
was enjoying, he said, "Yes?"
"Sir, I'm with the Police Department. Could you tell me what you
are doing, please?" Said the officer.
"Yes, officer, I'm inspecting my truck's rear axle," He replied
confidently.
"Well, why don't you check the brakes while you're down there.
Your truck rolled down the hill a few minutes ago."