Cowboyjg
Country Club Member
I'm sure this has been here before. However, I can't remember a damn thing anymore......has anyone seen my glasses??
A Thanksgiving Divorce
A man in Jacksonville, Florida called his son in San Diego the day before Thanksgiving and said, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is long enough!"
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screamed.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father said. "We are sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver and tell her the news."
Frantic, the son called his sister, who exploded on the phone, "Like hell they are getting divorced! I'll take care of this."
She called Jacksonville immediately and screamed at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I am calling my brother back and we will both be there tomorrow. DO YOU HEAR ME?" and with that, she hung up.
The old man then turns to his wife and said, "Ok... they are coming for Thanksgiving AND paying their own way."
A Thanksgiving Divorce
A man in Jacksonville, Florida called his son in San Diego the day before Thanksgiving and said, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is long enough!"
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screamed.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father said. "We are sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver and tell her the news."
Frantic, the son called his sister, who exploded on the phone, "Like hell they are getting divorced! I'll take care of this."
She called Jacksonville immediately and screamed at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I am calling my brother back and we will both be there tomorrow. DO YOU HEAR ME?" and with that, she hung up.
The old man then turns to his wife and said, "Ok... they are coming for Thanksgiving AND paying their own way."
