A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that the rather
dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand, smiled and said hello
to him. He is rather taken back that such a looker would be waving to
him, and although familiar he cannot place where he might know her from,
so he says, "Sorry do you know me?"
She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father
of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
"Christ!" he says. "Are you that strip-o-gram at my bachelor party that
I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your
girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my
a$$?"
"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."
dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand, smiled and said hello
to him. He is rather taken back that such a looker would be waving to
him, and although familiar he cannot place where he might know her from,
so he says, "Sorry do you know me?"
She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father
of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
"Christ!" he says. "Are you that strip-o-gram at my bachelor party that
I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your
girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my
a$$?"
"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."