A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade
students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she
says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who
stuttered",
she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious
some of
these stories could become, asked the girl to describe
the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my
kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start
and before we
knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was', said the little girl.
'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffffff, Fffffff,
Fffffff, Fffffff'...
And before he could say "F**k", the Rottweiler ate
him!"
students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she
says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who
stuttered",
she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious
some of
these stories could become, asked the girl to describe
the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my
kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start
and before we
knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was', said the little girl.
'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffffff, Fffffff,
Fffffff, Fffffff'...
And before he could say "F**k", the Rottweiler ate
him!"