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Atlanta Airport (Southerners can be so polite.)
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound
on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on
runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. - Allah is Great.
Pause:
Static..
Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING
IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS,
PLEASE.
Atlanta ATC: Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us. Y'all hear?
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound
on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on
runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. - Allah is Great.
Pause:
Static..
Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING
IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS,
PLEASE.
Atlanta ATC: Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us. Y'all hear?
