After months of digging gold in Alaska, the lonely miner came into town looking for some companionship. He entered a rough saloon and announced, "I'm lookin' for the roughest, toughest hooker in all the Yukon!" "We got her!" replied the bartender. "She's upstairs. Second room on the right." The miner paid the barkeep with a gold nugget, grabbed two beers, stomped upstairs, kicked open the second door on the right and yelled, "I'm lookin' for the roughest, toughest hooker in all the Yukon!" The woman inside yelled back, "You found her!" She quickly stripped naked, bent over, and grabbed her ankles. The miner was taken aback. "What makes you think I want to start like that?" "I didn't," replied the hooker, "I jes' figgered you'd wanna open them beers first!"
