The Resimay

[pirate_girl]

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety. My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN nikname Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

Employer's response:...

Dear Beefy - I mean Bryan,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday.
Sincerly,
Joyce, CEO

 

[ddrane2115]

you are bad!

 

[rback33]

No, she is worse than that! I have gotten the exact same email with a THESE in the pic! What a let down.

 

[thcri]

Dam it PG, I ted yau to stip poting my pickure vall ovr da dang internet

 

[thcri]

No, she is worse than that! I have gotten the exact same email with a THESE in the pic! What a let down.

And your not going to share?????

 

[cowgirl]

I have seen the women version of this. I must say the man version of this is way better. I would hire him if he didn't wear his shirt, can't go wrong with that view. LOL

 

[rback33]

PG,
my wife says you made her week (this smilie was her idea too)

CG... honey... I thought we were on the same page.. then u go and say this version is better

Ok Murph... I'll see if I can find it...

 

[thcri]

I have seen the women version of this. I must say the man version of this is way better. I would hire him if he didn't wear his shirt, can't go wrong with that view. LOL

I work cheap, just need a place to stay and some food, but I do a lot of work

 

[pirate_girl]

Dam it PG, I ted yau to stip poting my pickure vall ovr da dang internet

haha!!
now that was funny!

 

[American Woman]

I would have to think about it.......he can't spell!

 

[cowgirl]

sorry rback33 I couldn't resist. You got to admit the man has a nice body. But me personally, I need a man with a brain.

 

[rback33]

sorry rback33 I couldn't resist. You got to admit the man has a nice body. But me personally, I need a man with a brain.

Who says you can't have both? I used to have abs like that... I miss those days... And i have plenty of brain... works pretty well too when there is blood goin to it..

 

[DaveNay]

Who says you can't have both? I used to have abs like that...

I still have abs like that....they're just buried a little deeper than they used to be.

I say to hell with a six pack when you can have the whole keg!

 

[rback33]

I still have abs like that....they're just buried a little deeper than they used to be.

I say to hell with a six pack when you can have the whole keg!

Amen! I still way the same as I did in high school, but the density is different Sad thing is I still have a pic where you can count an 8 pack....

 

[cowgirl]

I didn't say all men with a body like that do not have a brain. Only the one in this email.

I say to hell with a six pack when you can have the whole keg!

-DaveNay I like your way of thinking.

Sad thing is I still have a pic where you can count an 8 pack....