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The recruit

nixon

Boned
A young man gets His first posting at a foreign legion fort in a remote desert location . At first His only thoughts were towards His duty . But, after several months , His thoughts turned to his need for sexual release .
He asked His grizzled sergeant what He did to relieve the pressure ,to which the sergeant said "use the Camel " .
The recruit was horrified ,and remained celibate for about two more months .
Finally He could stand it no more . He went to the stable and started to have His way with the Camel . About this time , the sergeant wanders by . He says" it's none of My business , but We normally just ride the camel to the whorehouse in town ".
 
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