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The reason some girls stay single ~ audio

Melensdad

Melensdad

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The reason some girls stay single - very funny!

This guy is a "class" act!
READ BELOW BEFORE LISTENING

The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won't leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.

The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books - especially the second voice mail.
After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn't call him back - instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air.

Ladies: He is out there... :)​

HERE IS THE LINK to hear the audio > > > The reason some girls stay single - very funny! - melodymaker's posterous
 
B_Skurka said:



Ladies: He is out there... :)​
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Oh yeah, he's out there alright!
Many just like him are out there.
Gosh, for being such a selective guy, he certainly sounded desperate, didn't he?
When approached by such men (and I have been) I tend to tell them to fck off lest they get a size 9 shoe right in the goolies.
Works like a charm.
 
This sound bite has been on the internets for quite a while.

Dimitri, if you're real and you're out there ...

Duuuuuuude ...................

Thanks!

There's no way I could possibly be as big of an a$$hole as you, even if I tried!

Compared to you, I'm Lancelot!

Ich bin ihnen immer dankbahr.
 
pirate_girl said:
Oh yeah, he's out there alright!
Many just like him are out there.
Gosh, for being such a selective guy, he certainly sounded desperate, didn't he?
When approached by such men (and I have been) I tend to tell them to fck off lest they get a size 9 shoe right in the goolies.
Works like a charm.
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PG, I think I like you more and more. :clap::clap::clap:

By the way, with your size 9 feet and your 44's, don't you tend to fall over a lot???? :hide::hide::yum::yum:
 
pirate_girl said:
Frankkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!
Umm 42 DD's
They have supported me well over the years lol


Nah, Frank's not at all creepy. He's just funny.:biggrin:
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Thank you for the vote of confidence and I'm glad that you took the comment in the spirit it was intended.

luvya. You're a sport.
 
pirate_girl said:
Oh yeah, he's out there alright!
Many just like him are out there.
Gosh, for being such a selective guy, he certainly sounded desperate, didn't he?
When approached by such men (and I have been) I tend to tell them to fck off lest they get a size 9 shoe right in the goolies.
Works like a charm.
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You appear barely acceptable to me. Don't blow your chance to score me. Call by noon tomorrow or I lose your number. :brows:




:whistling:
 
Bobcat said:
You appear barely acceptable to me. Don't blow your chance to score me. Call by noon tomorrow or I lose your number. :brows:




:whistling:
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What are you talking about Bobcat?
I know you adore me, and sweetypie, you've always had my number.
Noon? my time or yours?
If it's my time, I am guessing I'll be having brunch and browsing the net.
Do you like Eggs Benedict? Say yes.:smile:
 
pirate_girl said:
What are you talking about Bobcat?
I know you adore me, and sweetypie, you've always had my number.
Noon? my time or yours?
If it's my time, I am guessing I'll be having brunch and browsing the net.
Do you like Eggs Benedict? Say yes.:smile:
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Call me "Forrest", but it just now dawned on me. You two have never met in person, have you?

Good lord, Roberto. Ante up the airfare and go to flippin' Northwest Ohio and .......

Well, you know.



Tell her how much the Steelers suck. Who Dey!
 
jpr62902 said:
Call me "Forrest", but it just now dawned on me. You two have never met in person, have you?

Good lord, Roberto. Ante up the airfare and go to flippin' Northwest Ohio and .......

Well, you know.



Tell her how much the Steelers suck. Who Dey!
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Nope.
He was here, and very near- but the pirate was too chicken to meet him when I could have.:toilet:
Oh wellll.......
I ain't going nowhere, still here, slinkin' around Bobcat.:smile:
Oh and you too Jimmy.
May the best man win...:whistling:

My two sexy-wexy FF hunks whom I slobber over.
:hide::yum:
 
For what? Sexy? Tell Monty:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9qJz8z8gcA"]YouTube - MONTY - "Ella (Amor a Primera Vista)"[/ame]
 
Wow! what a find.
That is the biggest line of crap I have run across since the 93 flood took out our towns’ sewage plant.
 
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