The Queen and THE DONALD

[FrancSevin]

THE QUEEN AND THE DONALD......

[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]A private jet arrives at Heathrow international airport and Donald Trump strides to a waiting limousine which drives him to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.
From there, they are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses.[/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.[/FONT][/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire.
The fart shakes the coach.
The smell is atrocious!
Both passengers in the carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their nose, but the two do their best to ignore the incident.
[/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]The Queen turns to Trump saying, "Mr. Trump, please accept my regrets.
I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."[/FONT][/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Trump, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought.
Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses.

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[pirate_girl]

lolz!