The Psychiatrist and Proctologist

[pirate_girl]

Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an
office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith
and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors."

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read,"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the signto "Catatonics and High Colonics."
No go.

Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives."
Thumbs down again.

Then came "Minds and Behinds." Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes."
Unacceptable again!

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts." Not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts?" No way.
"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.
"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
Everyone loved it.

 

[Bobcat]

By the title, I was afraid this was going to be a 'wacko' post, but it seems to have come out alright in the end!