The Pope and Nancy Pelosi

[JEV]

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi were on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leaned towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded the bitch.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

reps. reps. reps. damn straight!

 

[muleman]

That was totally inappropriate but funny as hell!

 

[JEV]

Thank you, thank you. I'm just trying to do my part to keep people smiling around here.

 

[baldy347]

THANK YOU! LOL [reps if i could]

 

[pirate_girl]

Somehow I just can't picture Pope Benedict doing this.
Now Pius XII? yeah.. seems to me he had much harder approach to bullcrap in his day, but he was the silent pope on a lot of things.
I could picture him slapping the shit out of Madam Speaker... in one swift, silent swoop.. lol

 

[JEV]

Somehow I just can't picture Pope Benedict doing this.
Now Pius XII? yeah.. seems to me he had much harder approach to bullcrap in his day, but he was the silent pope on a lot of things.
I could picture him slapping the shit out of Madam Speaker... in one swift, silent swoop.. lol

For God's sake, woman, it's a joke. Kick your brain into fantasy mode for a moment or two.

 

[pirate_girl]

For God's sake, woman, it's a joke. Kick your brain into fantasy mode for a moment or two.

Since it's posted in the jokes forum, I know it's a joke.
I too sir, was joking/making light of the joke.

Ya big poop head!

 

[JEV]

Since it's posted in the jokes forum, I know it's a joke.
I too sir, was joking/making light of the joke.

Ya big poop head!

I resemble that remark...