muleman
Gone But Not Forgotten
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
> his
> wife.
> He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price --
> the more sheer, the higher the price.
> Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it
> home.
> He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and
> model
> it for him.
>
> Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea.
> It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.
> I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and
> keep the $500 refund for myself.'
>
> She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
>
> The husband says, 'Good Grief!
> You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
>
> He never heard the shot.
>
> Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.
> his
> wife.
> He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price --
> the more sheer, the higher the price.
> Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it
> home.
> He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and
> model
> it for him.
>
> Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea.
> It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.
> I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and
> keep the $500 refund for myself.'
>
> She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
>
> The husband says, 'Good Grief!
> You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
>
> He never heard the shot.
>
> Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.
