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The new teacher

joec

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This one is dedicated to everyone who ever taught school, parented children, or served their country.

A former sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started he injured his back.

He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable..

On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school.

These punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former
Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was, before trying any pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.

When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest.

......Dead silence...He had no trouble with discipline that year.


SEMPER FI!!
 
That is a good one that brings back memories. I had a fifth grade teacher who was tired of telling kids to clean their desks out. One day she grabbed one of the desks and flipped it upside down with one hand and dumped it on the floor. Desks were clean almost instantly. She was a retired air force major.
 
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