The Lovely Mrs_Bob invites Mr_Bob to class

[Junkman]

CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS - (LLCA)
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY AUGUST 23RD. CLASSES
START AFTER LABOR DAY

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR
CONTENTS, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step-by-step,
with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for
2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday at 12:00
noon for 2 hours.

Class 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting
the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and
Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
(Note: this class meets at Irish's Brew Pub on 16th Street)

Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper
and the Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meeting are Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into
the Kitchen Sink? Video
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday
for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your
Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4
Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.

Class 7: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking
in the right places instead of turning the house upside
down while screaming.
Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours

Class 8: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is
not harmful to your health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday,
Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly
while she parallel parks?
Driving Simulations. 4 weeks,
Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11: Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between
Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.

Class 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing
techniques. Proper techniques for holding her purse.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2
hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries and Other Important Dates
and Calling When You're Going to be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full
Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday
at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used.
Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM,
location to be determined

 

[Dargo]

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Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step-by-step,
with Slide Presentation.

I bought refrig w/ ice maker. Got a waiver for this class.

Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?

Enrolling kids. I passed this class but all of my kids need this important class

Class 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting
the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls

I passed this class my Sr. year of college. Enrolling my 2 sons.

Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper
and the Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

There is a difference!?

Class 5: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into
the Kitchen Sink? Video

I passed this class in high school.

Class 6: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your
Significant Other.

Class 7: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking
in the right places instead of turning the house upside
down while screaming.

Uh, oh. When was this class...

Class 8: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is
not harmful to your health.

Ahh. I passed a self study course by watching other successful men ply their trade.

Class 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.

Bought a GPS

Class 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly
while she parallel parks?

Whew! Wife has never had the need to parallel park.

Class 11: Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between
Wife and mother.

Let's see...I think it was about 14 months.

Class 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing
techniques. Proper techniques for holding her purse.

Failed on my 3 previous attempts. Should I go for 4?

Class 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries and Other Important Dates
and Calling When You're Going to be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full
Lobotomies Offered.

Did I take this class already...?

Class 14: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used.

Oh, oh, I remember this one! It's that thing used to burn things, right?!

 

[Melensdad]

Junkman, first, please understand her name is the lovely Mrs_B not the lovely Mrs_Bob. The lovely Mrs_Bob was used on that unnamed forum we used to frequent. Here, we are friendly and less formal.

Second, I already know how to do all those things the class offered. I simply choose not to admit it in front of the lovely Mrs_B

 

[Junkman]

Do you think that you are the only Mr_Bob here??????

 

[BadAttitude]

Do you think that you are the only Mr_Bob here??????

ahem...scuze me

 

[frank_f15]

Bob, don't let these guys get you down , i too had to take classes the lovely MRS frank_f15 wanted me to take classes also, so i signed up at the local womans store, don't want to plug a store but just know that VICTORIA WILL KEEP ANY SECRETS dARN DO I LOVE THAT CLASS . in MY DREAMS