RoadKing
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There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, "You're in charge of the cement."
Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."
Then he said to the Korean guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."
Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're fired."
So they all go off to go get their work done.
At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Spanish guy. Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the
Russian guy. Then he couldn't find the Korean guy so he asks, "Where the heck is
the Korean guy??"
All of a sudden, the Korean guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, " SUPPLIES!"
After making a trip Cleveland, Santa Singh, his wife and his son were returning to New York on the Eastern Railway Express.
Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of
Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed. When Santa and his son returned they found that a Pakistani who couldn't understand Hindu had occupied his son's berth.
Outraged, Santa Singh called the conductor and asked him to help. The conductor admitted that
he could not understand Hindu or Pakistani so it would be better if Santa Singh explained the whole situation to him in English.
Santa Singh explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child."
In an effort to aid in in getting along with my Chinese neighbors I put together this list of helpful phrases.
The first line is an English phrase; the second is its Chinese translation..
He's cleaning his automobile. Wa Shing Ka.
This is a tow-away zone. No Pah King.
Is there a fugitive here? Hu Yu Hai Ding?
Small horse. Tai Ni Po Ni.
Your price is too high! No Bai Nut Ding!
Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?
It's very dark in here. Wai So Dim?
I bumped into a coffee table. Ai Bang Mai Ni.
I thought you were on a diet. Wai Yu Mun Ching?
Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting?
Your body odor is offensive. Yu Stin Ki Pu.
They have arrived. Hia Dei Kum.
You know lyrics to the Macarena? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
I got this for free. Ai No Pei.
Phew! Does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?
Stay out of sight. Lei Lo.
You have a good sense of humor. Ah Tink Yu Fa Ni!
Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."
Then he said to the Korean guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."
Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're fired."
So they all go off to go get their work done.
At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Spanish guy. Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the
Russian guy. Then he couldn't find the Korean guy so he asks, "Where the heck is
the Korean guy??"
All of a sudden, the Korean guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, " SUPPLIES!"
After making a trip Cleveland, Santa Singh, his wife and his son were returning to New York on the Eastern Railway Express.
Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of
Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed. When Santa and his son returned they found that a Pakistani who couldn't understand Hindu had occupied his son's berth.
Outraged, Santa Singh called the conductor and asked him to help. The conductor admitted that
he could not understand Hindu or Pakistani so it would be better if Santa Singh explained the whole situation to him in English.
Santa Singh explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child."
In an effort to aid in in getting along with my Chinese neighbors I put together this list of helpful phrases.
The first line is an English phrase; the second is its Chinese translation..
He's cleaning his automobile. Wa Shing Ka.
This is a tow-away zone. No Pah King.
Is there a fugitive here? Hu Yu Hai Ding?
Small horse. Tai Ni Po Ni.
Your price is too high! No Bai Nut Ding!
Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?
It's very dark in here. Wai So Dim?
I bumped into a coffee table. Ai Bang Mai Ni.
I thought you were on a diet. Wai Yu Mun Ching?
Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting?
Your body odor is offensive. Yu Stin Ki Pu.
They have arrived. Hia Dei Kum.
You know lyrics to the Macarena? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
I got this for free. Ai No Pei.
Phew! Does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?
Stay out of sight. Lei Lo.
You have a good sense of humor. Ah Tink Yu Fa Ni!
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