The Lawnmower

[Junkman]

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, golf, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might aswell sweep the sidewalk."

 

[Kubota King]

I think WW posted this same joke only hers ended with " the husband is in the hospital recovering & they say he will be ok"

 

[thcri]

," I said, "you might aswell sweep the sidewalk."

You won't only be banned from TBN, you'll be banned from the house

 

[Junkman]

You won't only be banned from TBN, you'll be banned from the house

I am already banned from the house...... but not the dog house....