The kids filed back into class Monday morning.......

[Galvatron]

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next:

"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.

The teacher held her breath ...

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk.. "$2,467," he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher,

"How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."
They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!"
Then I would say,"It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

"I used the governmental approach of giving you something shitty that they say is good, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth."

 

[Lia]

Hmmm... an entrepreneur in the making.

 

[ncroamer65]

 

[Trakternut]

Then, there was the time when Johnny started 3rd grade. On the first day, the teacher instructed the students to take pencil and paper out to draw a picture of what the word "excitement" meant to them.
The teacher began walking round the classroom observing the works in progress. One boy had a picture of some people water skiing. Another of a man rock climbing, Each picture depicted something of the like until she found Johnny, who only had a large dot in the middle of his paper.
Teacher; "Johnny, finish up your picture, we must get started on arithmetic.:
Johnny; "I'm done!"
Teacher; "You can't be done, all you have is that large dot!"
Johnny; "No, teacher, that's not a dot, it's a period. My big sister's missed two now, and there's a LOT of excitement at my house!."

 

[Danang Sailor]

Then, there was the time when Johnny started 3rd grade. On the first day, the teacher instructed the students to take pencil and paper out to draw a picture of what the word "excitement" meant to them.
The teacher began walking round the classroom observing the works in progress. One boy had a picture of some people water skiing. Another of a man rock climbing, Each picture depicted something of the like until she found Johnny, who only had a large dot in the middle of his paper.
Teacher; "Johnny, finish up your picture, we must get started on arithmetic.:
Johnny; "I'm done!"
Teacher; "You can't be done, all you have is that large dot!"
Johnny; "No, teacher, that's not a dot, it's a period. My big sister's missed two now, and there's a LOT of excitement at my house!."

On the next day, Teacher asked everyone to write a short story about something that interested them. Everything was going smoothly until Little Johnny raised his hand and asked, "Teacher, how do you spell 'womb'?" Knowing Johnny Teacher was instantly on guard, and said, "Johnny, I'm not sure that's a good subject for this class. Maybe you should pick another."

Little Johnny looked puzzled for a moment, then brightened and replied, "No, no, Teacher. Not 'womb' like in a woman ...



















WOOOOM!! like in an elephant's fart!"

 

[Trakternut]

 

[Adillo303]

Gotta love Johnny