Junkman
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A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!!!
After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes.
The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion. "Oh, God, that was great! Now I need my money."
The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs.
Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living."
The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes.
Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs through it to "hooker."
She hands it to the koala bear and it reads: "HOOKER: person who has sex for money."
Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the door.
The hooker reads: "KOALA BEAR: Eats bushes and leaves."
After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes.
The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion. "Oh, God, that was great! Now I need my money."
The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs.
Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living."
The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes.
Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs through it to "hooker."
She hands it to the koala bear and it reads: "HOOKER: person who has sex for money."
Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the door.
The hooker reads: "KOALA BEAR: Eats bushes and leaves."