The head of the house

[dzalphakilo]

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise,
God appeared
and said, "I want the men to make two lines - one line for the
men who were
true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who
were
dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St.
Peter."

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The
line of the
men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in
the line of
men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one
man. God
said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to
be the head
of your household! You have been disobedient and have not
fulfilled your
purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only
one in
this line?" The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."

 

[thcri]

There is no doubt in my mind that I am the head of our house hold. In fact you just ask my wife, I always get the last two words in.















YES DEAR!!!

 

[bczoom]

I'm the head of the house... When she lets me.

 

[ghautz]

I wear the pants in my family...she just tells me which pair.

 

[DaveNay]

I am Head of Household for tax purposes only.