Rusty Shackleford
Automotive M.D.
An Irish guy is walking along the coast when he spies a old-fashioned lamp lying on the beach. He picks it up, and in wiping the off the sand, manages to release a genie! Of course the genie grants him three wishes.
For his first wish, the Irishman asks for a bottle of Guinness that never runs dry, and *poof* he's holding a bottle. He takes a swig of some of the best Guinness he's ever tasted! After a few more swigs he notices that sure enough, the bottle is still full. So he sits there on a rock, drinking and enjoying his magical bottle of stout.
The genie, getting bored watching the Irishman drink, prompts, "You have another two wishes, you know..."
"Oh, that's right!" says the Irishman. "Gimme a couple more just like this one!"
For his first wish, the Irishman asks for a bottle of Guinness that never runs dry, and *poof* he's holding a bottle. He takes a swig of some of the best Guinness he's ever tasted! After a few more swigs he notices that sure enough, the bottle is still full. So he sits there on a rock, drinking and enjoying his magical bottle of stout.
The genie, getting bored watching the Irishman drink, prompts, "You have another two wishes, you know..."
"Oh, that's right!" says the Irishman. "Gimme a couple more just like this one!"
