May thy ball lie in green pastures -- and not in still waters. Author
Unknown
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Billy Graham
Golf appeals to the idiot and the child in us. Just how childlike
golfers become is proven by their frequent inability to count past
five. John Updike
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is
when one is playing golf.
~Robert Lynd
If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of
golf would be played far better than it is.
~Horace G. Hutchinson
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more
complicated than that.
~Gardner Dickinson
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf
club, they'd starve to death.
~Sam Snead
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
~William Wordsworth
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
~Dean Martin
If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead
of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back
to
pick it up.
Tommy Bolt
Man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible
when he makes a hole in one.
~Author Unknown
I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come
up sliced.
~Author Unknown
My handicap? Woods and irons.
~Chris Codiroli
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a
flagstick on top.
~Pete Dye
I'm hitting the woods just great -- but having a terrible time
getting out of them!
~Author Unknown
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong
golf ball.
~Jack Lemmon
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are
still rolling.
~Mark Twain
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
~Harry Vardon
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at
them. ~Jimmy DeMaret
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't
improve your lie.
~George Deukmejian
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out
of a bagpipe.
~Author Unknown
If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I
hit it straight, it's a f**kin' miracle.
~Author Unknown
Unknown
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Billy Graham
Golf appeals to the idiot and the child in us. Just how childlike
golfers become is proven by their frequent inability to count past
five. John Updike
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is
when one is playing golf.
~Robert Lynd
If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of
golf would be played far better than it is.
~Horace G. Hutchinson
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more
complicated than that.
~Gardner Dickinson
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf
club, they'd starve to death.
~Sam Snead
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
~William Wordsworth
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
~Dean Martin
If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead
of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back
to
pick it up.
Tommy Bolt
Man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible
when he makes a hole in one.
~Author Unknown
I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come
up sliced.
~Author Unknown
My handicap? Woods and irons.
~Chris Codiroli
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a
flagstick on top.
~Pete Dye
I'm hitting the woods just great -- but having a terrible time
getting out of them!
~Author Unknown
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong
golf ball.
~Jack Lemmon
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are
still rolling.
~Mark Twain
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
~Harry Vardon
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at
them. ~Jimmy DeMaret
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't
improve your lie.
~George Deukmejian
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out
of a bagpipe.
~Author Unknown
If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I
hit it straight, it's a f**kin' miracle.
~Author Unknown